30 VIII 2023: Trump “believed in his heart of hearts”????

The insurrectionists Trump’s latest mouthpiece is now claiming that Trump did no wrong because he “believed in his heart of hearts that he had won the election.” Is this an insanity plea? Trump lost touch with reality and is not responsible for what he did. 

I am ready to believe that Trump is insane, but I surely would not buy this argument.

Or, Trump was mistaken, had been given bad advice. OK.  Say I have a contract to murder Don Corleone. So I killed a Don. But I was shown the wrong photo, and so I mistakenly killed Albert Anastasia. 

So I will plead that I killed Albert by mistake, therefore did not really mean to kill Albert, and therefore should escape any charge.

But I believed it in my “heart of hearts.” 

That’s assuming that I have a functioning “heart of hearts.”

But we all make mistakes. 

True enough. But those of us who are not super-rich or consummate liars have to live with the consequences of our mistakes.

28 VIII 2023: A caption for Trump

Everyone will have seen Donald Trump’s mug shot. I understand that he and his staff devoted some time to practicing what they thought would be an effective pose.

The New Yorker routinely has on its final page an uncaptioned cartoon. Readers are invited to submit a caption for the cartoon, and the best caption is announced in the following week. Trump’s mug shot set me to thinking what would be an appropriate caption for that photo. The first that came to mind was “Somebody used up all the toilet paper.” But this seems a bit déclassé, so I tried to think up something more high-toned, and what I came up with is a line from the film The Wizard of Oz

After Dorothy’s welcome by the delegates of the Lullaby League, three pugs dance and swagger up, trying to look as tough as they can, and introduce themselves: 

“We represent the Lollipop Guild, 

     the Lollipop Guild,

     the Lollipop Guild,

and in the name of the Lollipop Guild

we wish to welcome you to Munchkinland.”

I think Trump’s tough-guy photo might qualify him for the Lollipop Guild.

11 VIII 2023: O.J. Trump

I was thinking today that the tone, atmosphere, buzz, etc., around the prosecution of Donald Trump feels somehow familiar, and of a sudden it came to me. Trump is the O.J. Simpson of the 2020s.

Everybody knows that he is guilty. He has a dream-team team of lawyers to assert his innocent victimhood. The public is divided, along race and class lines, into those who wonder why he is not yet in jail, and those who feel that he must be innocent. The struggle is renewed unremittingly in the media for whom Trump has been a gold mine of meaningless tabloid news. And there’s even talk of putting Trump’s trial(s) on television. There’s a big difference, however, in how the cases will play out. O.J. was tried for murder and was later imprisoned for stealing sports memorabilia. Trump stole classified memorabilia, and he will later be imprisoned for a list of crimes.

3 VIII 2023: Pretty Boy Trump?

The continuing popularity of Donald Trump reminds me of the popularity enjoyed by Pretty Boy Floyd, John Dillinger, Bonny and Clyde, and other bandits during the “public enemy” era of the Great Depression. They out-played the Federal Bureau of Investigation and its modern, over-educated G-men. They cultivated a “Robin Hood” mystique — steal from the hated rich, give to the deserving poor — that had nothing to do with reality, but went over big down home. 

There was a popular enthusiasm for these criminals, and why not?. They were anti-government. They shared the universal hatred of the moneyed class. They defied the FBI and other law enforcement agencies, and by doing so reinforced the widely held conviction that otherwise honest people who were forced into a life of crime could rely on their good old common sense and the support of working people to get the better of elitist detectives and prosecutors. Sure, they robbed banks and committed a few homicides along the way, but their crimes are as nothing compared to their zeal for common people. And, then, at the end, their martyr’s deaths at the hands of an enraged establishment! so very poignant!! 

The current Trumpites are basically antinomian. They support not the under-dog, but the outlaw. They consider laws, government, taxes, political and social conventions, rules and regulations of any kind to be cruel repression of America Freedom. And who has been getting away with defying law, government, tax codes, political and social conventions, indeed, every kind of restraint that comes from a sense of decency and civic responsibility, and has been getting away with it all his life? Trump, that lover of the ignorant voter and model of the lawless life.

28 VII 2023: You are not back home, Derrick.

Rep. Derrick Van Orden (R-Wis) obviously thinks he is still back at his home in Wisconsin. He caught some Senate pages napping on the floor of the Capitol Rotunda, and, it is reported, spoke to them as follows: “Wake the f— up you little s—-. … What the f—- are you all doing? Get the f— out of here. You are defiling the space you [pieces of s—].” 

Maybe Mr. Van Orden, a father and grandfather, forgot where he was, and assumed he was back in his home in Wisconsin shouting at his grandchildren. Or, another explanation for his behavior: Van Orden is a former Navy Seal, and so is, one is supposed to assume, full of hyper-patriotic zeal, and that’s why he thought he could re-enact Driving-Out-the-Moneychangers.

Golly! If he bellows so angrily and coarsely at Senate pages taking a catnap in the Rotunda, what might he have said to the insurrectionist vandals on Jan 6? Or, would he have been busy shaking hands with them?

25 VII 2023: Bad ass Barbie

I read that various right wing voices are denouncing the new Barbie movie. Some claim that it has every sign of being WOKE, others denounce Barbie for being shot through with TRANS-GENDER propaganda. Some of the right’s intelligentsia, Sen. Ted Cruz and Rep. Mike Gallagher, are shaken by the movie’s pro-Chinese tendencies, and, of course, the Bimbos for Liberty detect in it plenty of just-below-the-surface FEMINISM. There are even right-wingers who are complaining that Ken is not as much of a man as he’s supposed to be.

What a crowd of desperate scavengers! They are frustrated muckrakers who are here combing through cotton candy looking for something to piss them off.


		

19 VII 2023: How do you stain a stain?

A good piece of analysis on CNN by Stephen Collinson bears a curious title, “Why a third indictment of Trump could be such a profound stain on his legacy.” I find this confusing because I don’t think that Trump will leave a legacy. He is more likely to leave an unpaid bill for all of us to pick up. In addition, if we should imagine a Trump legacy, it is very hard to imagine anything staining one vast, dark, and deep stain, a stain on Trump, on the Republican Party, on American democracy, on all conservatives who have remained silent. Any stain to be left by a third or fourth or fifth indictment will be invisible against the stain that is already there.

30 VI 2023: Supreme Court, doing what it’s paid to do

I think we’ve seen only the first moves of the current Supreme Court towards the restoration of white male supremacy in the United States. We know that a bad tree cannot bear good fruit. Deceit, collusion, and corruption have become not merely acceptable, but even expected in the Republican Party. Should we be surprised if the Court they have cobbled together is at all different. The majority of justices were encouraged to lie about their real thinking and real purpose in the course of their confirmation hearings in what was a complete breakdown of our judicial system. 

24 VI 2023: What is Lauren Boebert doing in Washington?

Lauren Boebert told Sean Hannity: “Sean, I did not put my life on pause and leave my four boys and my now grandson to come here and just get in spats with people,” and she said “Marjorie is not my enemy.”

There are a couple of falsehoods in her statement. Ms Boebert came to D.C. for the very purpose of getting into spats with people. Getting into spats is what she does best. She enjoys spats. And spats get her a lot of attention, Lauren’s raison d’être.

For that reason Marjorie is her enemy, for Marjorie is the other Republican bimbo on the make. And Marjorie is a challenge. She is smarter and more articulate than Lauren, and her blonde hair gives her a great advantage.

I think Lauren should give up this fight she cannot win, go home to Colorado, and figure out why her 17-year-old son impregnated a girl. Her other boys probably require some attention as well.

8 – VI – 2023: Can he be an innocent man?

Trump is running a tv spot in which, amidst a hail of lies, he laments the enormity of his having been indicted. He claims repeatedly “I am an innocent man.” 

But anyone who has not been asleep for the past 50+ years has to ask “Of what at all could Trump be innocent?” It is hard to think of an evil that Trump, whose whole life has been an amoral fraud, has not done or abetted.

However, even a sexual predator, even a thief and con-man, even a traitor to his friends and to the country he has been exploiting might claim innocence on the basis of an insanity plea. Let him come forward, declare his responsibility for the crimes of which he has and shall be charged, but also maintain that he had no control over his own behavior, that he was driven to a life of crime by irresistible inner compulsions.

He would not have to fake this.