Why don’t the Republicans get some new, less boring official liars. I’m weary of Lindsey Graham and that old gas pipe Newt Gingrich.  

Newt is a liar with decades of experience, but he’s gone on too long without changing his act. Do you suppose Newt has ever had a thought about the common good? Anyway, he’s telling us that the Democrats are responsible for the atrocities at the Capitol. Make up the lie and keep telling it. We’ll hear lots more along these lines in days to come.

And Lindsey is, of course, indignant at having his time wasted, having to sit and view tasteless movies of an attack on the government of the United States.

And I’ve heard other Republican senators, in particular a guy from the West, North or South Dakota, who gave clear evidence that he had worked hard to memorize the party line.

These creeps are worse than ad men, because if an ad man were to tell as many lies as they, he would be in jail. 

They remind me of arrogant fraternity boys trying to cook up an explanation for the fact that one of their pledges died of alcohol poisoning or that a visitor was raped in the frat house. Yeah, it was his own fault. And he did seem kind of unstable. And, yeah, she was askin’ for it, coming here, dressed like that. What’s a man to do?

No, it’s going to require a criminal court to put Trump away. We should prosecute this crime boss a.s.a.p. As for these Republicans, I don’t think the American people are as unaffected by the films shown at the impeachment trial as the Republicans pretend to be. The films make it clear that this was a real, not a metaphorical attack on the United States, and now we know who are the “enemies of the people” in Congress.