4 I 2025: Hawley still chasing ambulances and fame

I see my senator Josh Hawley has been re-elected. I would apologize for my home state voting for Josh, but Missouri being what it is, his victory was inevitable. Josh has a love of disasters surpassed only by old men’s, so the recent public fits of insanity in New Orleans and Las Vegas are meat for his table. I read that he wants to subpoena the outgoing directors of national security and the FBI  to appear before a let’s-waste-some-time-and-maybe-be-photographed session in the Senate. Josh’s craving for attention is insatiable.