It is endlessly evident these days that you cannot believe everything you hear. That is why I am inclined to disregard rumors I have heard of high-jinks in the Republican Hot House. We’ve all seen the trendy couple Matt Gaetz and Marjory Taylor Green junketing around the country to the delight of MAGA mobs. Does this glamorous pair share any more than platonic love and enthusiasm for notoriety? While we are wondering about that, Madison Cawthorn has started thrusting himself more and more into the public eye, showing Marjorie Taylor Green that he can be as thoughtless as she. Now I hear that Mr. Cawthorn is jockeying to take over Matt Gaetz’s place alongside the Flamboyant Congresswoman. Should I believe this? Well, hand me the Ivermectin.