I read that various right wing voices are denouncing the new Barbie movie. Some claim that it has every sign of being WOKE, others denounce Barbie for being shot through with TRANS-GENDER propaganda. Some of the right’s intelligentsia, Sen. Ted Cruz and Rep. Mike Gallagher, are shaken by the movie’s pro-Chinese tendencies, and, of course, the Bimbos for Liberty detect in it plenty of just-below-the-surface FEMINISM. There are even right-wingers who are complaining that Ken is not as much of a man as he’s supposed to be.

What a crowd of desperate scavengers! They are frustrated muckrakers who are here combing through cotton candy looking for something to piss them off.