The news reported the address by Sebastian Gorka to the Conservative Political Action Conference in which he bellowed that the American “socialists” (that is, of course, dogwhistle for democrats) want to take away Americans’ hamburgers, rebuild their homes, and take away their pickup trucks. Well he has put his finger on the three major threats to American freedom. These socialists probably also to take away your right to shoot at road signs, take away your 50 cal. machine gun, take away your snuff, and forbid you to spit on the floor.

I suppose the warning about hamberders came straight from the White House, that about your homes from the asbestos industry, and pickup trucks … well it is not true that all ass-holes drive large pickup trucks, nor that all pickup trucks are driven by assholes, but I cannot help feeling that there must be some vital connection there.